Father’s Day is not too far off, so it’s chance to hit one out of the ballpark a focus on the superb weirdos that are the fathers of our reality.
In this way, in view of that, I’ve volunteered to minister an assortment of some humorous tweets that, some way or another, can apply to practically any father. Prepared to awesome, kids? Here we go:
1. This befuddling nibble maraca:
why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth?
— Spicy (@RyanMalicsi) November 23, 2018
2. This snooze time (whenever):
Dads: *brag about waking up early*
Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch pic.twitter.com/RoHPQaZlin
— KIoNGos♔ (@AntohLibra) March 5, 2019
3. This occasion understanding:
my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝
my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—
— Jordan with a y (@jojomartian) December 25, 2019
4. This exemplary father concern:
Me: *making out with GF on couch* Your parents are out. Why don’t we take it up a notch?
Her Dad: *crashes in thru window* Touch that thermostat and you’re dead
— Brynnester (@brynnester) August 28, 2019
5. This “style appear” understanding:.
Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.
— Brooke March (@Brooke_L_March) November 28, 2018
6. This striking similitude:
lead singers at dads leaving a
a concert restaurant
“you guys ready to rock and roll?”
— joshy (@jxshadams) November 14, 2018
7. This puzzling wonder:
how do dads be knowing their whole way around the world with out gps lmao
— fati (@fatimaxosoto) January 23, 2020
8. This substantial reaction:
dads be like "go help ur mother" bro go help ur wife
— darwin (@itsnotdarwin) March 30, 2020
9. This quip derful race:
[gun goes off]
[every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race]
ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway
— joeg (@gojarbe) September 5, 2015
10. This father tastic audit:
your dad isn’t a dad yet until he stands in your living room for 15 minutes straight (instead of leaving) saying “this movie is so stupid” while you’re watching Mamma Mia
— lemonlime (@emmeline77) October 21, 2018
11. This new(?) name:
Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??
— kelly (@kelkatcox) December 15, 2018
12. This blessing trade:
Love it on Christmas day when a label on a present says "from mum and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
— Joe Iwanciw (@iwanciw) December 22, 2015
13. This befuddling farewell:
Does anyone else’s dad not hang up the phone after they say “bye”? Do dads think the phone automatically hangs up?
— Charlie Puth (@charlieputh) February 18, 2020
14. This late bill:
My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for "2001 tee ball registration fee"
— Adam Jacob (@Adamjacobbbb) August 15, 2017
15. This Halloween repulsiveness:
me: *waking up* who's there
monster under bed: hi
me: *shaking* omg you're real
monster under bed: but i won't hurt you
monster under bed: just give me all your halloween candy
monster under bed *taking off mask to reveal my dad*: dad tax
— Kayleecious🍧 (@TweetsByKaylee) October 27, 2019
16. Lastly, this groundbreaking thunder:
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