Alright, we should move this first: There will be spoilers! On the off chance that you haven’t viewed up to Season 8, Episode 2 of Game of Thrones, proceed to do that before perusing ahead. In any case, please. You knew there’d be spoilers. This is about Game of Thrones, all things considered, and after Sunday night’s scene, we were unable to abstain from going into spoiler region.
Presently, I know we’re just two scenes into the season up until this point, yet heavenly mother of mythical beasts so much has just occurred. I could spend a decent not many hours talking about the odd slip-up in the principal scene of the period or attempting to overlook that scene among Arya and Gendry in scene two, however, uh, I would prefer not to do that.
No, rather, I need to discuss the widely adored Game of Thrones transport: Brienne and Tormund. (Or on the other hand, after the latest scene, I surmise I should state Ser Brienne and Tormund.)
The affection might be only a touch uneven, yet the images make certain to please every one of us.
at the point when a young lady rides in with a 6 foot edge and Valyrian steel in your face, YOU GET SPRUNG #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/FFitAKkamk
— Victoria Aveyard (@VictoriaAveyard) May 16, 2016
That, my companions, is the essence of a man who has chosen to spend an incredible remainder attempting to charm that tall, exceptionally tough lady.
— طيبه (@Taibz_) April 22, 2019
Just Tormund would imagine that sharing an anecdote about drinking goliath’s milk and afterward pouring milk all over himself was the path to a lady’s heart. Favor him.
— Matthew Vondensteinen (@MVondy14) April 22, 2019
He recognizes what he needs, and he won’t let anything occupy him.
Counting a monstrous armed force of the dead and an ice mythical beast.
— Marcos (@paconator9) April 22, 2019
Get yourself somebody like Tormund who will bolster you regardless.
What’s more, on the off chance that you can’t discover a Tormund, it’s fine to agree to a Chip Gaines.
Tormund using his male privilege to advocate for the qualified woman coworker at the office
— meagan 🥀 (@meaganrosae) April 22, 2019
Tormund is a women’s activist.
Don’t @ me.
Now we’re talking.
Tormund might be intense, however he isn’t uncouth like Bronn.
He’s a genuine respectable man. Sort of. That is to say, there was that entire “pouring milk all over himself” thing that I just referenced.
This is astounding:
— Radar Targaryen (@PeepingBran) April 23, 2019
Since Jaime is feeling the loss of a hand?
You get it.
Talking about suckling from a giant and then pouring milk all over yourself is a BOLD flirting technique. Don’t try this at home, folks.
— Radar Targaryen (@PeepingBran) April 23, 2019
Scene two was about intense moves.
Arya and Gendry (sorry; I know, I would prefer not to consider it either).
Lyanna Mormont demanding battling.
Tormund and the milk.
Give me access!
Tormund : pic.twitter.com/TK7vW4wv9A
— Radar Targaryen (@PeepingBran) April 22, 2019
I’m almost certain you could put The Wall among Tormund and Brienne, he’d in any case figure out how to get to her.
Regardless of whether he needed to commission his own ice mythical beast to do it.
Sure, everyone is probably going to die, but that doesn’t mean there’s no time for love.
(P.S. Please don’t let Brienne die, please please please I love her so much. That’s me speaking. Not Tormund. Although I’m sure he feels the same way.)
For real, though.
Like, I get it. Love is grand and all that, but…
Shouldn’t you be preparing for battle or something?
Shoot your shot.
My guy Tormund hasn’t seen a shot he won’t take when it come to Brienne 🤣🤣😭😭😭 https://t.co/eFgC66NJ6f
— Carl Thomas’ Turtleneck (@therealkj4) April 22, 2019
Literally everyone else: We should definitely prepare for this big battle that will probably kill most of us.
Tormund: I love Brienne. And milk.
He even pulled up a chair in the episode.
Guys. This one is perfect.
— Bilal🃏 (@BilzZ22) April 22, 2019
Every time Brienne talks to Jaime, you can rest assured that Tormund is no more than 15 feet away.
Even if he’s not in the frame.
Everything you do is perfect.
— Bee (@teamtony_stark) April 22, 2019
Every time Brienne blinks, Tormund’s heart flutters.
Hooray for love triangles!
— lily (@L_Williams02) April 22, 2019
To be fair, Brienne doesn’t seem that into Tormund at this point, so I don’t know that this technically counts as a love triangle…
But I’m not complaining.
I need more of this triangle. And in conclusion, I do not want Brienne to die. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Tormund: I’d make you a knight if I were a king
Jaime: *makes Brianne a knight*
— yee (@unoriginalmemer) April 22, 2019
Yes, Tormund is protective of Brienne and is not a fan of Jaime.
But we know he would never be quite this aggressive.
There she is!
Tormund about Brienne:
— Fe. (@moiraswigs) April 22, 2019
No one has ever been prouder of anyone than Tormund was of Brienne after she was knighted.
He’s just the best.
Gotta find her!
— Kristen (@Kris_10_San) April 22, 2019
Other people wanted food, shelter, or weapons.
Not Tormund, though.
Tormund: "We are all going to die, but at least we die together."
*stares longingly at Brienne*
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) April 22, 2019
Real talk, though:
Why does this child look so much like Brienne? Is it freaking anyone else out a little bit?
— Luvvie is writing book 2 (@Luvvie) April 22, 2019
And why does this animated hippopotamus look so much like Tormund?!
This is pretty close:
— Xilla Valentine (@BlogXilla) April 22, 2019
I bet they’re both pretty smelly, to be honest.
It’s not like anyone has time for a hot bath when the army of the dead is approaching.
I have a new OTP.
People: get you someone who loves you like Jim loves Pam
— Fill Up (@PhillyViniJimmy) April 22, 2019
Now we just need to establish a couple name for them.
Torenne? Brimund? Hm
— umer. (@TyrionTribbiani) April 22, 2019
Tormund is the best hype man in the seven kingdoms.
If I had him cheering me on, I would feel absolutely invincible.
Tormund: *pours out all love and affection, serves the biggest flex of all time about giant milk, in constant admiration and awe*
— lex (@lexvng) April 22, 2019
You say that now, Brienne, but just wait until after this big battle.
(When you will certainly still be alive, I hope with all of my heart.)
— Koni Bàjẹ🇳🇬 (@barinwashere) April 22, 2019
Tormund is wooing Brienne with all of the adorable tenacity of a tiny, tap dancing Tahj Mowry.
And that’s saying something
You are perfect.
I love the internet so much pic.twitter.com/OfQKrdl56a
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) April 22, 2019
I didn’t realize I needed a full-length version of Love, Actually featuring all of the characters in Game of Thrones, but I do. I need that.
— i (@hintzenthusiast) April 22, 2019
This is also the exact same face I made while watching the episode.
— Iddriss² (@Id_the_kid) April 22, 2019
She’ll come around. She has to.
(And, just one more time — please let her live through this battle so that she can come around. Please. Thank you. Amen.)